So the facts surrounding this case are still coming in, but it would seem that the murder spree began with an argument about the rent between Jake and the deceased. The argument apparently escalated when the deceased began dancing with Jakes girl and thats when authorities believe Jake went to his room and put on his fencing uniform after which he proceeded to hewn down those freeloading pieces of shit. Sorry…I just know how it is when your kindness gets mistaken for weakness, but I digress. From there witnesses say he went from house party to house party slaying unsuspecting hipsters like he was on a mission from the fencing G-d. Police are offering a reward for any news leading to Jakes capture. He is described as a medium build caucasian in a white fencing uniform and this is all they have. For more news on this and other roast beef recipes please watch this severely fucked up video directed by Somesuch&Co, who incidentally directed the M.I.A. video for Bad Girls too. I’ve gone ahead and posted that chicks joint too along with Jakes. Enjoy!

The Shoes ‘Time To Dance’ from Somesuch & Co. on Vimeo.

M.I.A. ‘Bad Girls’ from Somesuch & Co. on Vimeo.

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