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Is it too hot outside? Perhaps it’s raining Ding Dongs and Ho Ho’s outside, not to worry, your boys got some crazy shit to keep you occupied for maybe a minute, unless you are like me and are easily amused, then the websites I’m about to show you should keep your simple-ass entertained for weeks.

STAGGERING BEAUTY

This first one is strange and could cause seizures if your not careful, but I think most of use have seen enough of these types of installments to fortify our minds to just about anything of a hipsterdelic nature. The image above is pretty much all you see when entering this site. You can move this Freudian slip around the screen, but the real fun happens when you shake it back and forth, that’s when the fun begins.

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Threaded and IT-RESN

This little gem features a temperamental derelict from the Beyond The Minds Eye series. The site describes itself as An experimental adventure in the transference of artificial intelligence into a human vessel.  For me this site could’ve gone the whole brainwashing route, but stays on the humor tip and that’s good cause I’m a sick bastard sometimes.

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I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT LADY LOVES APPLES

This bit of uselessness reminds me of an animated version of those E-CARDS everybody and their stepmother has been posting on Facebook. It’s an odd French turn of the century vibe to it. The object is simple, feed her apples and the barmaids will keep me coming. All she’s missing is a glass of Absinthe. This is another aesthetically pleasing one.

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You can find all these websites and more at The Useless Web

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