jupiter-ascending

BWAAAHAHAHAHA! I had to get that out. Why the ears Wachowski’s? And that goat..omg! Channing Tatum looks  ridiculous. I really don’t know what to say about this trailer for The Wachowski’s latest film Jupiter Ascending, about a girl on Earth that has no idea she’s a princess on another planet? I can’t…I just….oh God, watch the trailer. It hurts. Maybe I’m being too harsh or maybe The Wachowski’s just made a film with two of the most uncharismatic actors in Hollywood i.e. on Earth. Huge mistake and although I want to see The Wachowski’s succeed, something about their work feels a bit trite as of late. Okay Cloud Atlas was aiiiiright, but it was based on a book. This…….

Jupiter Ascending stars Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum, Sean Bean, Eddie Redmayne, Douglas Booth, Tuppence Middleton, Doona Bae, James D’Arcy and Tim Pigott-Smith, and featuring a score by Michael Giacchino, “Jupiter Ascending” opens on July 25, 2014. Watch below.

Jupiter Jones (Kunis) was born under a night sky, with signs predicting that she was destined for great things.  Now grown, Jupiter dreams of the stars but wakes up to the cold reality of a job cleaning other people’s houses and an endless run of bad breaks.  Only when Caine (Tatum), a genetically engineered ex-military hunter, arrives on Earth to track her down does Jupiter begin to glimpse the fate that has been waiting for her all along—her genetic signature marks her as next in line for an extraordinary inheritance that could alter the balance of the cosmos.

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