Remember kids, this Halloween isn’t about having fun, but about learning  all the things that make having an anal retentive parent a pure joy during the holidays.  This 1977 PSA does make a lot of good points, cause everyone remembers those sadistic plastic mask that would cut the shit out of you if you cracked it, which we always did.

It’s a crazy world, but when you know how to do it right it can be fun or strange as hell. Enjoy!